Hambleton and Nearby 2020

If the stone's wet it's rainingIf the stone's swinging it's windyIf the stone casts a shadow it's sunnyIf the stone has no shadow & it's not wet it's cloudyIf the stone ... (?) it's WonderfulIf the stone's not visible it's foggyIf the stone's white it's snowingIf the stone's coated with ice it's freezingIf the stone's horizontal don't go in a BoatIf the stone's shaking they're frackingIf the stone's bouncing it's an earthquake(Probably after the FRACKING)If the stone's under water there's a flood !Good Luck, We'll all need it

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